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You Heard It Here First...
by Wilbur Wilke

Feb 24, 2005

The Shaq will accidentally step on Kobe Bryant’s foot during a game and break Kobe’s big toe, sidelining him for the rest of the season.

Tiger Woods will win the Masters and the PGA this year. Vejay Singh will win the Brirish Open. Tom Lehman will win The US Open.

Arizona will play Connecticut in the NCAA championship game. Arizona will win by 1 point.

Next year, George Steinbrenner will sell the NY Yankees to a Japanese syndicate for one billion dollars. Donald Trump will make an offer to purchase the NY Mets.

The New Orleans Superdome will be hit by lightning and burn to the ground.

Pete Rose will be cleared to be elected to the Hall of Fame.

Jack Nicholson and friends will make an offer to buy the Los Angeles Lakers.

Donovan McNab will will be tested for steriods, but it will be negative test.