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You Heard It Here First...
by Wilbur Wilke

March 2, 2005

Manager Bobby Cox of the Atlanta Braves will quit in mid-season because of ill health. Leo Mazzone, the pitching coach, after taking psychological therapy, will stop his rocking back and forth on the dugout bench.

Ichiro Susuki of the Seattle Mariners will break Joe Di Maggio’s 56 consecutive hitting game streak this year.

Excessive, rowdy Boston Red Sox fans at a Yankees game in Fenway Park, will cause the team to forfeit the game.

Bill Parcells of the Dallas Cowboys will resign after the third game of the football season.

Randy Johnson of the NY Yankees will pitch a no-hitter this year. John Madden will retire and leave Monday Night Football. Jimmy Johnson will be offered the job. Dan Marino will be added for additional color commentary.

Philadelphia Eagles will not make the playoff's next year.